Why Liberal Convention Delegates Should Drink LOTS Of Beer This Weekend
Canada's Liberals are meeting in Vancouver this weekend for their convention. You can be sure that a few beer will be consumed. For those who remember the old sitcom, Cheers, you may recall the character Cliff Clavin giving advice on the benefits of beer drinking:
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
(So, to my fellow bloggers ((of Liberal persuasion)) Have fun ... be safe!
"Well you see, Norm, it's like this . . . A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.'
(So, to my fellow bloggers ((of Liberal persuasion)) Have fun ... be safe!
That's a pretty rational explanation ;-)
Posted by
Brad Dillman |
12:22 pm, May 01, 2009
best laugh of the week - thanks you are the best and I will always take this advice - LOL
Posted by
susansmith |
1:07 pm, May 01, 2009